1 Although the cause is always the first money is not everything, but no money is totally unacceptable, although this phrase is vulgar, but certainly makes sense, so before the age of 30, please most of your energy on your career.
2, Do not read too much money, do not complain that they are low wages, bank deposits 4, below the median, do not see the future need to do now is to study hard, even if you diploma and then high, and how to apply theory to practice, or take a very long training process, society will always be the most broad of a university, which makes you learn knowledge than you learned in school is much more important, so the same, Do not mind if you are educated on their own before the age of the low capacity of .30 to buy a car or a very few people buy a house.
; 3, learn to appreciate their parents Biexian their nagging, so you know a parent, you poor parental love, in their eyes you were a child, but they are really old, you now have to coax them happy, perhaps as long as you a phone, a small gift, you can make them feel at ease, it is easy to do.
4, friends of friends hand in your life have a major impact, not to meet too many fair-weather friends, at least at the critical moment to have a friend help you, if you encounter such a person to take advantage of the future will be useful, whether he is rich or poor.
5, do not believe in love have love in mind, but please do not say they should not believe those inside the novel Auntie Qiong Yao vows There are no eternal, it is important responsibility, but Women unexplainable heart, the heart has changed, nothing at all in vain, you have to do is the hand on hand, do not hesitate to .30 when to let go before the age of love is not fake, but just that most people do not really grasp Yes, and they learn to do what.
6, do not worry about the first kiss of love is not there still more in the fine, do not think they have not touched more than 20 years of age girl afraid they will never find a wife. after you have many opportunities to meet girls, to know that society is men than women, but the reality is that more women than men, in fact, worried about this problem. 30 a man took, you rise rather than fall, mature love is often more beautiful and more permanent, so do not like a mad dog to want to go see the girls, learn to taste alone.
7, not to indulge in anything the so-called objects, rather despondent, online games are out of school before you play, you do not have to spend extra time and effort into something like that, otherwise, after what you have to repay the overdraft. A person should be interested in, hobbies, But to distinguish the severity.
8, Young did not fail not to become discouraged and frustrated, young people should always maintain a positive attitude. fails, re-came; lost, and then for another. Missed, to analyze the next years, to grasp; childish, the next time, grow up. It does not matter, will be good, even to the extreme, do not give up, I believe we can survive it. Not negative, will be fine. Once the fault has passed, we can not finish in the past. Now, well, tired and finished, very comfortable. Do not hurt, someone in the support you.
9, Do not worship or despise everyone has an idol, but please have your own personality. Do not bother to imitate a person, because you are who you are unique, unique, and confidence. and do not completely deny a person, each person is valuable, if you can not understand him, please learn to accept.
; 10, have a sense of responsibility. No matter what you have, but from now on to be an upright person. Men have a sense of responsibility, whether at work or in life, a sense of responsibility people make others feel safe, let people think you are a trustworthy person. We do not cowardly, but please do not hurt love you and your loved ones, especially the good girl, good girl because the world is running out, even if do not want to have, But let her keep her beautiful heart.
11, men's appearance is not important. Do not for their height and too much about appearance, a kind-hearted, man a man of integrity than those who had plenty of handsome appearance, tall stature, but men should be handsome dirty mind much. If people judge by appearances, please do not be too concerned about, because you do not have to go to a vulgar and sad.
12, learn how to protect yourselves and do not think that now smoking, drinking, staying up all night has nothing to do. it is because your body is in a prime time of your life you can see after the age .30 the meaning of the word powerless, the body is the capital of revolution, can do nothing without good health, so try to make their own healthy living through a regular.
13 Do not feel nothing. you do not have to talk about success, of course, if you have millions of assets excluded. outset too steady jobs are not necessarily a good thing, perhaps diverted in constant among the more you will learn a wealth of knowledge, and can tap their own potential, to find the most suitable for your work.
14, even if you work carefully, no matter how boring the work now no matter how low, even if you a serious effort to deal with, to know any successful people are starting from the smallest things, maybe you not learn how great knowledge, but at least you have to learn a good work attitude and working methods, which is very important to the future.
15, please take seriously the feelings. Do not envy those who, like changing his shoes for women, like the dude, love the fun is just a waste of time you waste energy, a person is not the most painful Can not find love, but they have no love, I love you when you put three words into a sentence you are most likely to say, then you love the world has been difficult to find true happiness. Love has no fair, there is always a man to pay much more than the other, even if no results, do not feel worth, because you are paying not only for her, but also to your own love, for love is very valuable, like his look. < br> 16. please leave some innocence in our hearts, even if only a small corner, keep a childlike innocence, not naive, but sometimes simpler application make you very happy. so do not too much attention to gains and losses, are no perfect life.
Monday, May 30, 2011
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
About love, about the partner, on the commitment, about life, about friendship , about the smile, about life, about happiness
About Love:
Do not think that after that there are better, because I like you is the best.
Do not think that you can later get married young, love is the age range.
Do not give up too far away, love to ride the train with you.
Do not give up because someone is not rich, if not incompetent, hard-working can make you rich. Just as long as his efforts.
Do not give up because their parents object, you will find that because of this reason to give up love, your life will be regrets.
fact, for the love, the more simple the more happiness. Talk about a love life is the best, experience too much, will numb; separated more, will be used; for more than lovers will be more; the end, you will not believe in love;
you will give up on themselves ; you're wandering; you will marry someone you do not love, it is so for life.
about love:
Maybe love is a sad fairy tale and, being far away and the real.
give up a love of suffering of people do not give up a loved one that you only pain.
If time and space are not destined distance, if the agreement can not be missed always together; not too concerned about everything, but without the need to insist, let all revel.
escape does not necessarily avoid them;
face is not necessarily the most difficult;
alone does not necessarily unhappy;
are not necessarily permanent;
not lose no longer have.
love is a pleasure, even if the pain will feel happy;
love is an experience, even if broken will feel sweet;
love is an experience, even if broken will feel beautiful; < br> Do not be lonely and indulgence,
Do not indulgence and lonely life.
About partner:
swear non-partner is not married or you do not marry the man you do not marry, but find that your body has many shortcomings still choose the person you ;
partner is not a life you love also love to eat cucumber cucumber ta man, but the food you eat egg yolk ta man;
partner is not a dark and entered the hotel arm in arm with you that person, but look forward to you coming back for dinner at the door of that person;
partner is not, and you talk about love, the nagging daily necessities, pots and pans man.
in a happy marriage, the partner is not a specific person, but you and ta decades settling down the years: a tacit understanding, a warmth, a dull, an understanding, a were tolerant. ta ta love
will make happy, this is the companion ........< br>
on commitment:
in ancient Greek legend, the couple will ring sets in each other's middle finger, because they believe there are a vessel through the heart. So promise rings, which means that hard!
but how much love this world can be life and death, old age, how many of the love lasts forever?
So you spend a lifetime may not be your favorite, your favorite may not be able to spend a lifetime with you.
how many lovers do not go into each other's life, only hard to go off to the afterlife; and the number of men and women came into the marriage of love but no longer cherish each other's pay.
so remember cherish the people you love, and treat every day as a plain dependent of each other last moment, a good lover's hands clenched, even if the face is old ta, ta sounded even the vicissitudes of life, it is your permanent memory warm. Do not forget to hold on ta
commitment, do not forget ta Qianzhu hand, whole life life .....< br>
about life:
life is a dream , Time and tide wait. I look back, only to find people alive is a mood.
poor Ye Hao, Fu Ye Hao, may Ye Hao, lost 也好. Everything is gone. Think about it, regardless of yesterday, today, tomorrow, is a beautiful day can suddenly see the light.
regardless of family, friendship, love, to cherish forever is a good mood.
remember a classic text that reads:
once had Do not forget;
has been more cherished;
their own do not give up;
things you have lost; < br> you want to have to get to;
tired, my heart landed;
choose to not regret it;
suffer only know how to meet;
pain only to enjoy life;
hurt they would understand the strong;
always windy in the morning;
there gorgeous evening;
total meteor night.
Life is like a way of no return ticket, no rehearsals, every game is broadcast live.
a good grasp of every performance is the best treasure of life.
in the present and enjoying life!
about friendship:
one day, friendship and love met.
Love asked friendship: the world has me, why you are there?
Friendship smiled and said: love to make people cry, and the existence of friendship is to help people to wipe away the tears!
friend is: occasionally worried about you, to your care for your heart, want to please you, make you happy, we assure you.
friends, caring and is a rare .....< br> may wish to hurt and I said;
pain do not forget to tell me;
Do not forget to notify me sick ;
difficult to remember to ask me;
down there when I think of; happy when not forget me.
friend's definition, this is it ..... we are friends, that was enough .......< br>
on a smile:
When can I be misunderstood slight smile, which is a literacy;
when wronged can calm smile, a generous;
Do not think that after that there are better, because I like you is the best.
Do not think that you can later get married young, love is the age range.
Do not give up too far away, love to ride the train with you.
Do not give up because someone is not rich, if not incompetent, hard-working can make you rich. Just as long as his efforts.
Do not give up because their parents object, you will find that because of this reason to give up love, your life will be regrets.
fact, for the love, the more simple the more happiness. Talk about a love life is the best, experience too much, will numb; separated more, will be used; for more than lovers will be more; the end, you will not believe in love;
you will give up on themselves ; you're wandering; you will marry someone you do not love, it is so for life.
about love:
Maybe love is a sad fairy tale and, being far away and the real.
give up a love of suffering of people do not give up a loved one that you only pain.
If time and space are not destined distance, if the agreement can not be missed always together; not too concerned about everything, but without the need to insist, let all revel.
escape does not necessarily avoid them;
face is not necessarily the most difficult;
alone does not necessarily unhappy;
are not necessarily permanent;
not lose no longer have.
love is a pleasure, even if the pain will feel happy;
love is an experience, even if broken will feel sweet;
love is an experience, even if broken will feel beautiful; < br> Do not be lonely and indulgence,
Do not indulgence and lonely life.
About partner:
swear non-partner is not married or you do not marry the man you do not marry, but find that your body has many shortcomings still choose the person you ;
partner is not a life you love also love to eat cucumber cucumber ta man, but the food you eat egg yolk ta man;
partner is not a dark and entered the hotel arm in arm with you that person, but look forward to you coming back for dinner at the door of that person;
partner is not, and you talk about love, the nagging daily necessities, pots and pans man.
in a happy marriage, the partner is not a specific person, but you and ta decades settling down the years: a tacit understanding, a warmth, a dull, an understanding, a were tolerant. ta ta love
will make happy, this is the companion ........< br>
on commitment:
in ancient Greek legend, the couple will ring sets in each other's middle finger, because they believe there are a vessel through the heart. So promise rings, which means that hard!
but how much love this world can be life and death, old age, how many of the love lasts forever?
So you spend a lifetime may not be your favorite, your favorite may not be able to spend a lifetime with you.
how many lovers do not go into each other's life, only hard to go off to the afterlife; and the number of men and women came into the marriage of love but no longer cherish each other's pay.
so remember cherish the people you love, and treat every day as a plain dependent of each other last moment, a good lover's hands clenched, even if the face is old ta, ta sounded even the vicissitudes of life, it is your permanent memory warm. Do not forget to hold on ta
commitment, do not forget ta Qianzhu hand, whole life life .....< br>
about life:
life is a dream , Time and tide wait. I look back, only to find people alive is a mood.
poor Ye Hao, Fu Ye Hao, may Ye Hao, lost 也好. Everything is gone. Think about it, regardless of yesterday, today, tomorrow, is a beautiful day can suddenly see the light.
regardless of family, friendship, love, to cherish forever is a good mood.
remember a classic text that reads:
once had Do not forget;
has been more cherished;
their own do not give up;
things you have lost; < br> you want to have to get to;
tired, my heart landed;
choose to not regret it;
suffer only know how to meet;
pain only to enjoy life;
hurt they would understand the strong;
always windy in the morning;
there gorgeous evening;
total meteor night.
Life is like a way of no return ticket, no rehearsals, every game is broadcast live.
a good grasp of every performance is the best treasure of life.
in the present and enjoying life!
about friendship:
one day, friendship and love met.
Love asked friendship: the world has me, why you are there?
Friendship smiled and said: love to make people cry, and the existence of friendship is to help people to wipe away the tears!
friend is: occasionally worried about you, to your care for your heart, want to please you, make you happy, we assure you.
friends, caring and is a rare .....< br> may wish to hurt and I said;
pain do not forget to tell me;
Do not forget to notify me sick ;
difficult to remember to ask me;
down there when I think of; happy when not forget me.
friend's definition, this is it ..... we are friends, that was enough .......< br>
on a smile:
When can I be misunderstood slight smile, which is a literacy;
when wronged can calm smile, a generous;
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
The heart of drying in the sun
As a woman, especially those living in the modern Society women, sometimes must assume multiple roles overwhelmed.
I have seen this one couplet is: do not go End of the future to stop for a leisurely walk out , the second line is: do not rush to think about for the time being put aside thoughts . Couplet makes soothing, quiet people , so we had a good life slowly .
life, when we do the things they like to do when tired and The pressure goes away , the best to relax the mind . We develop a hobby so give yourself the best gift .
We want your mood up, sunny everywhere inside ..... ........< br>
I have seen this one couplet is: do not go End of the future to stop for a leisurely walk out , the second line is: do not rush to think about for the time being put aside thoughts . Couplet makes soothing, quiet people , so we had a good life slowly .
life, when we do the things they like to do when tired and The pressure goes away , the best to relax the mind . We develop a hobby so give yourself the best gift .
We want your mood up, sunny everywhere inside ..... ........< br>
Monday, May 23, 2011
Dedicated to people born 1970-1979
the dedicated people born 1970-1979
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do not understand to quit, do not ask why - that was the story of our age.
only experienced people know, after only 70 countries belong to our generation forget and sacrifice.
kneading clay
blowing bubbles
catch insects
< br>
pushing paper airplane
hoop
war
finger game
chalk
kite jumping people
--- The following challenges that call sign
a plate
pull gyro
playing marbles
throwing sandbags
slingshot to play with the valve inside the game, it will not forget the bar
childhood favorite thing to do is fried lyrics. There is a sticker affixed to ah. (ha ha, too familiar, I have oh)
< br> much bubble gum
black sergeant
gourd doll (from the age of six started watching the comic, and later the TV animation are the best memories)
have horns on my head, behind me --- dragons tail people (I have Many of the secret, do not tell you, do not tell you, do not tell you)
The Eagle Shooting Heroes
new Lady White Snake (Natalie's not the old legend)
Flower Fairy (lu lu lu lu, it was The most familiar melody)
midazolam (in the mountains there, beyond the sea, a group of lovely blue wizard ... ...)
Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck
(Disney, when it can go close contact)
remember the familiar dialogue turned it? I am a Seaman! (And tigers and white Pegasus it)
Doraemon, Doraemon ... ... is it (this may be the first exposure to Japanese animation, no matter what comic books or TV series. I'm fine now in online search to see)
notes of that time (money oh)
seems to know what the classic game, the game's music is so monotonous, but you can forget it? change even if the number of cheating, are not necessarily clearance. (Hee hee, to 30 3 cheat suddenly comes to an end)
Super Mario (this is also OK)
familiar textbook (our textbook)
(This is an experimental version of it)
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do not understand to quit, do not ask why - that was the story of our age.
only experienced people know, after only 70 countries belong to our generation forget and sacrifice.
kneading clay
blowing bubbles
catch insects
< br>
pushing paper airplane
hoop
war
finger game
chalk
kite jumping people
--- The following challenges that call sign
a plate
pull gyro
playing marbles
throwing sandbags
slingshot to play with the valve inside the game, it will not forget the bar
childhood favorite thing to do is fried lyrics. There is a sticker affixed to ah. (ha ha, too familiar, I have oh)
< br> much bubble gum
black sergeant
gourd doll (from the age of six started watching the comic, and later the TV animation are the best memories)
have horns on my head, behind me --- dragons tail people (I have Many of the secret, do not tell you, do not tell you, do not tell you)
The Eagle Shooting Heroes
new Lady White Snake (Natalie's not the old legend)
Flower Fairy (lu lu lu lu, it was The most familiar melody)
midazolam (in the mountains there, beyond the sea, a group of lovely blue wizard ... ...)
Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck
(Disney, when it can go close contact)
remember the familiar dialogue turned it? I am a Seaman! (And tigers and white Pegasus it)
Doraemon, Doraemon ... ... is it (this may be the first exposure to Japanese animation, no matter what comic books or TV series. I'm fine now in online search to see)
notes of that time (money oh)
seems to know what the classic game, the game's music is so monotonous, but you can forget it? change even if the number of cheating, are not necessarily clearance. (Hee hee, to 30 3 cheat suddenly comes to an end)
Super Mario (this is also OK)
familiar textbook (our textbook)
(This is an experimental version of it)
Thursday, May 19, 2011
No matter how much you earn , remember divided into five
No matter how much you earn, remember divided into five The first, used for living expenses.
second, to make friends, expand your interpersonal circle.
can treat twice a month, please who? Remember, your thoughtful people than you, more rich people than you, and you need to appreciate people. Every month, adhere to the treat, one year, your circle of friends should have the value generated for you, your reputation, influence, and added value is to enhance the image of good, and generous.
third, to study, books, training.
much money, buy the book should read, learn to learn to use the spirit. Each book, after reading, put it into their own language to tell about listening, sharing can increase your credibility and enhance the affinity. Save another 300 yuan per year to attend a training. Onward. Higher-income, or there are additional savings to participate in more advanced training. To participate in good training, not only make like-minded friends for free, and can learn the truth usually is difficult to comprehend.
fourth, for that.
of life continue to grow from life experiences. Participate in the kind of free exercise of the tour, was admitted to a youth hostel, the earth is not large, annual leave, a few years, you can put into the map of red flags, many good memories and become the driving force of life, more enthusiasm and energy, go to work. Travel Reward yourself at least once a year.
fifth, to invest.
save up first, and then be invested in the stock market can also be used for the purchase of the capital, small business is safe, open an Taobao account, something to sell to wholesale, loss of anyway, not many make it not only earned money and made a self-confidence and courage to do things also make the experience. More money, you can begin to purchase long-term investment plans, so their early to get a long-term security, to keep themselves and their families in the future, no matter what happens, there is an adequate funding to care, quality of life will not decline.
matter how much you earn, remember divided into five portions.
to increase investment in the body, enhance your physical,
to increase social investment, expand your network of contacts,
increased investment in learning, strengthen your self-confidence,
increase tourism investment, expand your horizons,
to increase investment in the future, increase your income.
to maintain this balance, and gradually you will start a large number of surplus. This is a virtuous circle of life plans. Body will be getting better and better, get more nutrition and care. Friends will be more and more, store many valuable connections at the same time, you have the conditions to participate in the training of those very high-end, so that all aspects of their own full-fledged, thought broad, general pattern, character and harmony. And you will be able to gradually realize their various dreams, the need to buy their own house, car, and to the children of the future for an adequate education fund.
when your poor, less at home, more outside.
when you rich, be more at home and less outside. This is the art of living.
poor that when someone else takes the money, when the rich, the money to spend to yourself. Many people have done upside down.
too poor, do not care about, better than others.
rich time to learn to let others of their own good. Better for themselves. make their own contribution to poor
out, try to let other people use.
put their own rich collection of good, careful not to others casually use.
these wonderful way of life, very few people can understand.
poor time to spend money to others.
rich, when money for their own enjoyment.
must be generous when the poor,
when the rich, do not ostentatious by.
know how to cultivate themselves, know what is precious commodities, to understand what the investment, understand where the savings, which is the key to the whole process. Eat out less, eat for dinner, to please, please more than their dreams, more thought, more to the people. Once the needs have enough money, the biggest cost is to use your income, to fulfill your dreams, to let go of your dream wings boldly, to make the journey not the same life experience!
Life is designed for career planning, and happiness can be prepared. You can now begin.
second, to make friends, expand your interpersonal circle.
can treat twice a month, please who? Remember, your thoughtful people than you, more rich people than you, and you need to appreciate people. Every month, adhere to the treat, one year, your circle of friends should have the value generated for you, your reputation, influence, and added value is to enhance the image of good, and generous.
third, to study, books, training.
much money, buy the book should read, learn to learn to use the spirit. Each book, after reading, put it into their own language to tell about listening, sharing can increase your credibility and enhance the affinity. Save another 300 yuan per year to attend a training. Onward. Higher-income, or there are additional savings to participate in more advanced training. To participate in good training, not only make like-minded friends for free, and can learn the truth usually is difficult to comprehend.
fourth, for that.
of life continue to grow from life experiences. Participate in the kind of free exercise of the tour, was admitted to a youth hostel, the earth is not large, annual leave, a few years, you can put into the map of red flags, many good memories and become the driving force of life, more enthusiasm and energy, go to work. Travel Reward yourself at least once a year.
fifth, to invest.
save up first, and then be invested in the stock market can also be used for the purchase of the capital, small business is safe, open an Taobao account, something to sell to wholesale, loss of anyway, not many make it not only earned money and made a self-confidence and courage to do things also make the experience. More money, you can begin to purchase long-term investment plans, so their early to get a long-term security, to keep themselves and their families in the future, no matter what happens, there is an adequate funding to care, quality of life will not decline.
matter how much you earn, remember divided into five portions.
to increase investment in the body, enhance your physical,
to increase social investment, expand your network of contacts,
increased investment in learning, strengthen your self-confidence,
increase tourism investment, expand your horizons,
to increase investment in the future, increase your income.
to maintain this balance, and gradually you will start a large number of surplus. This is a virtuous circle of life plans. Body will be getting better and better, get more nutrition and care. Friends will be more and more, store many valuable connections at the same time, you have the conditions to participate in the training of those very high-end, so that all aspects of their own full-fledged, thought broad, general pattern, character and harmony. And you will be able to gradually realize their various dreams, the need to buy their own house, car, and to the children of the future for an adequate education fund.
when your poor, less at home, more outside.
when you rich, be more at home and less outside. This is the art of living.
poor that when someone else takes the money, when the rich, the money to spend to yourself. Many people have done upside down.
too poor, do not care about, better than others.
rich time to learn to let others of their own good. Better for themselves. make their own contribution to poor
out, try to let other people use.
put their own rich collection of good, careful not to others casually use.
these wonderful way of life, very few people can understand.
poor time to spend money to others.
rich, when money for their own enjoyment.
must be generous when the poor,
when the rich, do not ostentatious by.
know how to cultivate themselves, know what is precious commodities, to understand what the investment, understand where the savings, which is the key to the whole process. Eat out less, eat for dinner, to please, please more than their dreams, more thought, more to the people. Once the needs have enough money, the biggest cost is to use your income, to fulfill your dreams, to let go of your dream wings boldly, to make the journey not the same life experience!
Life is designed for career planning, and happiness can be prepared. You can now begin.
Monday, May 16, 2011
Friends Ting Dezhu count your amazing!
! ! ! After reading under no one can live , have died laughing ! ! ! ! My tears come out of the ....1
a man going to the toilet, had just closed the door, heard next door to ask: Are you coming?
He said: yes ah. Can be thought that next door Who is it? I know him? Strange!
this time next asked: are you doing ah?
he was very angry and said: ah shit! To be doing this? !
next door asked, when do you go?
he thought: it is estimated that there are crazy people! He said the chagrin: left was finished! !
this time next asked: Which would you come here for a moment, shall we?
was surprised this person: CAO! Turned out to be gay!
he cursed: You TMD die, perverted!
next door said: Well, hang it, one will give you back here next to me a silly B! TMD old incumbent on me then! !
2
a woman through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, do embrace the like, is the front foot. man fell to the ground crying, and said: are the third block, and I bother anyone with pieces of glass so hard to go home to What?
3
Ge to the toilet once, Ge You ask a friend to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, come back, pants a large wet. Friends: how wet your pants now? Ge: Since I became famous after the regular way. Friends: frequently? Ge: not! Is often sprinkled with the person next to suddenly turn the urine shouted: Food name, his wife gestures husband guess. Out on the big screen, Husband appears to be anxious, and blurted out: . . . .
5
money a bus home, found the wallet on the train without a dollar Ling Chao, a hurry, then pulled out a ten-dollar big ticket into the slot. Later, more and more convinced that useless, it will discuss with the driver, can not let my door, and the next passenger to be dropped into the slot of the money in his pocket? Drivers agreed. Car quickly drove to the next stop, a lot of people scrambling to get on the train. I blocked the door, on the first passenger said: Chou Chou the other driver, the driver nodded acquiescence. Thus, a dollar hand. Processing according to the law, and soon received eight of a dollar. Then came a big fellow, sturdy frame, shaved the board inch, bare tattoos. See me stopping him, angrily: cried: I saw his wallet from his pocket, handing me, long face, said: I am not a man, I fire, I said, you said I'm not, I took to show you the girls laughed, one of the most cattle, and said, as I'll dig ah ~~~~~~~~~~ card out to the
7 have read no one can live under, are laughable today is my birthday, my girlfriend called early to go home that night to congratulate the birthday for me, but also has given me surprises ! heard the good news! my work today it was especially purchasing power, run about a dozen customers! back to the company. all three in the afternoon, and to the canteen and saw only a pitiful soup, and meat Three fried beans (Rouchao soybeans, green beans, peas) and radish soup. no way, run a morning customers, the stomach has long been called the cuckoo, and had to a large plate of beans and a big tub Rouchao three carrot soup eat up! did not think the Pro work, and my stomach is like a Jeep off-road engine! - began a violent piston! Suddenly, a Unit of gas from the oncoming rush, rushed out of my body! I quickly rushed to the place where no one, his stomach began to sing softly, or embarrassed, but quickly becomes a barrage of puff do ring! good belly up it! and Just then, his girlfriend has called and said She had got home and told me to hurry home. Alas! no option but to go home, I hope she will not see me like this piece of panic it! ... ... On the way home I deliberately put a lot of effort to fart. almost home, a lot of stomach feel better, I think what should not be a problem. much to see at the door waiting for my girlfriend, she looks a bit excited. She cried, said, Tonight, I prepared for you a very wonderful, will definitely give you a surprise gift. Suddenly, I felt want to fart. precisely in this time, his girlfriend's cell phone rang. This incorrigible my life! I find the excuse that too chaotic to allow her to another room to answer the phone! she I could not be opened non-cloth blindfolded, but I swear! go to another room after the line. she left, I seize the opportunity to move the body weight of one leg to fart put out. This Pifang may not sound great, and smells like a rotten egg odor emitted. I can not breathe, so I touched the cushion, straining to around violently in an attempt to fan out the unpleasant odor. I just feel better in a little, another fart again. I began to put up your leg! it sounds like a fast rotation of diesel engine sounds, and this time even more unpleasant smell . In order not to suffocate me with his arm waving fans up cushions, hoping the smell dissipated as soon as possible. and is about to return to normal in all the time, another fart and can not wait to punch coming. So I stood up , bent over backwards to stick up the ass! put it out. Pifang may truly be called the first-class, even the newspapers have been blown behind to the ground .......... I listened the other room talking to the voice of his girlfriend, because the promise to abide do not peek, I do not open the eye, can only be placed fart in the dark constantly, in order to quickly put all the exhaust gas in the stomach, but also do not make more room stinks! I untied the waistband of his trousers, underwear and trousers faded into the lower abdomen below the dew out of the bottom, and explored and opened the balcony door behind him, almost the whole ass out into the balcony, fart to a sensational start crazy ... ..., ah! better around! after dancing I mess with cushions Full House fan, pray that shares the stench can Sign dispersed ... ..., and thus, in the next Within ten minutes, I stood side fart constantly, while constantly violently cushion, and finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone when the room air and my stomach is much better now! I quickly tied pants, finishing her hair, began gracefully, smiled, waiting for me to give me her dear surprise. When she approached the time, with a satisfied smile on my face, a pair of gentle look. girlfriend for her first phone to play for so long apologized to me and asked me if I had secretly opened a cloth. I did not peek to her that after the removal of the cover girl on my eyes cloth, and I said, Today my girlfriend took them to not let me see you, they say you in the photo on the very gracious, handsome man long! Here! You see, at the table in these five units of the good are my sisters, and I'm standing on the balcony of that six are best friends at school! birthday party. Now, they are every face with an unspeakable expression of looked at me, like that of the Martian ... ... ... ... ... ...
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slander of a mouth dog has jumped onto the table in search of food, found a chicken, he tried to eat, the owner suddenly exclaimed: If you dare to the chicken how, I told you how to! so the next dog licking butt chicken
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female colleagues in our unit go to the bank yesterday, by bus, car wearing a very brilliant young woman. passed a satyr, standing behind her, back and forth, and her physical contact. Women's furious, shouted back: you squeeze a J8 ah!! this time the car quiet, boring after a few seconds, the color was the answer: a car laughs at J8. Our colleagues say that's a few The girl thought the boy go and busy, but also music to die, then a station to get off that pervert a shopping
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sudden pain in his stomach, then into the corner of 199 All you can eat hot pot restaurants, would like to take a toilet to use, but why I could not find searched the first floor, so I went to the second floor, second floor is also decorated the empty nothing, but found a * failure to be close to the toilet door repair, do not use *, I really could not help myself, though he Panax twenty-first, anyway, no one around, Tuolekuzai squatted on toward the toilet, break Para ... ... thrilled!! over, I went downstairs only to find empty, strange, a time when dinner is also almost a full house downstairs just say, how to empty it once?? even the waiters and reception were not seen the ... ... So I approached the bar, and asked: stool to hit the fan fell from the ceiling when you are not? count your lucky
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fugitives from fifteen years of prison detainees escaped. He broke into homes in search of food and money of a , they found a young couple in bed. So, he ordered her husband out of bed and tied him to a chair. and then he turn his wife tied to the bed and kissed her long neck, and then went into the toilet . When the fugitives in the toilet when the husband to his wife: He must be in prison too long, many years have not seen a woman, from the way he kisses your neck to see. If he wants to have sex with you, do not resist, do not complain, do as he says, no matter how devastated you must meet his requirements. He must be very dangerous, if he is angry, then we may be killed. You must hold on, baby, I love you. He told me he was gay, and he thinks you're cute, and asked my family have any Vaseline. I told him in the toilet. You must hold on, baby, I love you ...
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a remote mountainous area, a woman naturally water flowering, soon after the marriage, the men go out business, a woman having an affair in the house with her lover. Matter to the half came to listen to footsteps outside the house, the woman hurried to her lover to wear sheepskin coat sheep pen in the backyard hiding. The man pulled a woman want to row back to intercourse, the woman refused, the man went to the backyard of hunger and thirst caught a sheep, the goat is a woman happened to her lover in disguise, after clouds and rain over the pages, the men meet the back room, then grab the middle of the night vent over the pages of the sheep. Morning, the men get up, remember last night, that the sheep do not have pages of taste, in turn to the back yard and is ready to act to seize the sheep, the sheep suddenly stood up and spoke: a sheep do? buddy seat bus to school, because the road long, bored, when sitting next to a 35-year-old man with him in a word, the man mouth on to sentence: , and it does not extremely surprised, quite calm reply: ......the sentence: hope that more comments !!!!!!!!
a man going to the toilet, had just closed the door, heard next door to ask: Are you coming?
He said: yes ah. Can be thought that next door Who is it? I know him? Strange!
this time next asked: are you doing ah?
he was very angry and said: ah shit! To be doing this? !
next door asked, when do you go?
he thought: it is estimated that there are crazy people! He said the chagrin: left was finished! !
this time next asked: Which would you come here for a moment, shall we?
was surprised this person: CAO! Turned out to be gay!
he cursed: You TMD die, perverted!
next door said: Well, hang it, one will give you back here next to me a silly B! TMD old incumbent on me then! !
2
a woman through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, do embrace the like, is the front foot. man fell to the ground crying, and said: are the third block, and I bother anyone with pieces of glass so hard to go home to What?
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Ge to the toilet once, Ge You ask a friend to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, come back, pants a large wet. Friends: how wet your pants now? Ge: Since I became famous after the regular way. Friends: frequently? Ge: not! Is often sprinkled with the person next to suddenly turn the urine shouted: Food name, his wife gestures husband guess. Out on the big screen, Husband appears to be anxious, and blurted out: . . . .
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money a bus home, found the wallet on the train without a dollar Ling Chao, a hurry, then pulled out a ten-dollar big ticket into the slot. Later, more and more convinced that useless, it will discuss with the driver, can not let my door, and the next passenger to be dropped into the slot of the money in his pocket? Drivers agreed. Car quickly drove to the next stop, a lot of people scrambling to get on the train. I blocked the door, on the first passenger said: Chou Chou the other driver, the driver nodded acquiescence. Thus, a dollar hand. Processing according to the law, and soon received eight of a dollar. Then came a big fellow, sturdy frame, shaved the board inch, bare tattoos. See me stopping him, angrily: cried: I saw his wallet from his pocket, handing me, long face, said: I am not a man, I fire, I said, you said I'm not, I took to show you the girls laughed, one of the most cattle, and said, as I'll dig ah ~~~~~~~~~~ card out to the
7 have read no one can live under, are laughable today is my birthday, my girlfriend called early to go home that night to congratulate the birthday for me, but also has given me surprises ! heard the good news! my work today it was especially purchasing power, run about a dozen customers! back to the company. all three in the afternoon, and to the canteen and saw only a pitiful soup, and meat Three fried beans (Rouchao soybeans, green beans, peas) and radish soup. no way, run a morning customers, the stomach has long been called the cuckoo, and had to a large plate of beans and a big tub Rouchao three carrot soup eat up! did not think the Pro work, and my stomach is like a Jeep off-road engine! - began a violent piston! Suddenly, a Unit of gas from the oncoming rush, rushed out of my body! I quickly rushed to the place where no one, his stomach began to sing softly, or embarrassed, but quickly becomes a barrage of puff do ring! good belly up it! and Just then, his girlfriend has called and said She had got home and told me to hurry home. Alas! no option but to go home, I hope she will not see me like this piece of panic it! ... ... On the way home I deliberately put a lot of effort to fart. almost home, a lot of stomach feel better, I think what should not be a problem. much to see at the door waiting for my girlfriend, she looks a bit excited. She cried, said, Tonight, I prepared for you a very wonderful, will definitely give you a surprise gift. Suddenly, I felt want to fart. precisely in this time, his girlfriend's cell phone rang. This incorrigible my life! I find the excuse that too chaotic to allow her to another room to answer the phone! she I could not be opened non-cloth blindfolded, but I swear! go to another room after the line. she left, I seize the opportunity to move the body weight of one leg to fart put out. This Pifang may not sound great, and smells like a rotten egg odor emitted. I can not breathe, so I touched the cushion, straining to around violently in an attempt to fan out the unpleasant odor. I just feel better in a little, another fart again. I began to put up your leg! it sounds like a fast rotation of diesel engine sounds, and this time even more unpleasant smell . In order not to suffocate me with his arm waving fans up cushions, hoping the smell dissipated as soon as possible. and is about to return to normal in all the time, another fart and can not wait to punch coming. So I stood up , bent over backwards to stick up the ass! put it out. Pifang may truly be called the first-class, even the newspapers have been blown behind to the ground .......... I listened the other room talking to the voice of his girlfriend, because the promise to abide do not peek, I do not open the eye, can only be placed fart in the dark constantly, in order to quickly put all the exhaust gas in the stomach, but also do not make more room stinks! I untied the waistband of his trousers, underwear and trousers faded into the lower abdomen below the dew out of the bottom, and explored and opened the balcony door behind him, almost the whole ass out into the balcony, fart to a sensational start crazy ... ..., ah! better around! after dancing I mess with cushions Full House fan, pray that shares the stench can Sign dispersed ... ..., and thus, in the next Within ten minutes, I stood side fart constantly, while constantly violently cushion, and finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone when the room air and my stomach is much better now! I quickly tied pants, finishing her hair, began gracefully, smiled, waiting for me to give me her dear surprise. When she approached the time, with a satisfied smile on my face, a pair of gentle look. girlfriend for her first phone to play for so long apologized to me and asked me if I had secretly opened a cloth. I did not peek to her that after the removal of the cover girl on my eyes cloth, and I said, Today my girlfriend took them to not let me see you, they say you in the photo on the very gracious, handsome man long! Here! You see, at the table in these five units of the good are my sisters, and I'm standing on the balcony of that six are best friends at school! birthday party. Now, they are every face with an unspeakable expression of looked at me, like that of the Martian ... ... ... ... ... ...
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slander of a mouth dog has jumped onto the table in search of food, found a chicken, he tried to eat, the owner suddenly exclaimed: If you dare to the chicken how, I told you how to! so the next dog licking butt chicken
9
female colleagues in our unit go to the bank yesterday, by bus, car wearing a very brilliant young woman. passed a satyr, standing behind her, back and forth, and her physical contact. Women's furious, shouted back: you squeeze a J8 ah!! this time the car quiet, boring after a few seconds, the color was the answer: a car laughs at J8. Our colleagues say that's a few The girl thought the boy go and busy, but also music to die, then a station to get off that pervert a shopping
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sudden pain in his stomach, then into the corner of 199 All you can eat hot pot restaurants, would like to take a toilet to use, but why I could not find searched the first floor, so I went to the second floor, second floor is also decorated the empty nothing, but found a * failure to be close to the toilet door repair, do not use *, I really could not help myself, though he Panax twenty-first, anyway, no one around, Tuolekuzai squatted on toward the toilet, break Para ... ... thrilled!! over, I went downstairs only to find empty, strange, a time when dinner is also almost a full house downstairs just say, how to empty it once?? even the waiters and reception were not seen the ... ... So I approached the bar, and asked: stool to hit the fan fell from the ceiling when you are not? count your lucky
11
fugitives from fifteen years of prison detainees escaped. He broke into homes in search of food and money of a , they found a young couple in bed. So, he ordered her husband out of bed and tied him to a chair. and then he turn his wife tied to the bed and kissed her long neck, and then went into the toilet . When the fugitives in the toilet when the husband to his wife: He must be in prison too long, many years have not seen a woman, from the way he kisses your neck to see. If he wants to have sex with you, do not resist, do not complain, do as he says, no matter how devastated you must meet his requirements. He must be very dangerous, if he is angry, then we may be killed. You must hold on, baby, I love you. He told me he was gay, and he thinks you're cute, and asked my family have any Vaseline. I told him in the toilet. You must hold on, baby, I love you ...
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a remote mountainous area, a woman naturally water flowering, soon after the marriage, the men go out business, a woman having an affair in the house with her lover. Matter to the half came to listen to footsteps outside the house, the woman hurried to her lover to wear sheepskin coat sheep pen in the backyard hiding. The man pulled a woman want to row back to intercourse, the woman refused, the man went to the backyard of hunger and thirst caught a sheep, the goat is a woman happened to her lover in disguise, after clouds and rain over the pages, the men meet the back room, then grab the middle of the night vent over the pages of the sheep. Morning, the men get up, remember last night, that the sheep do not have pages of taste, in turn to the back yard and is ready to act to seize the sheep, the sheep suddenly stood up and spoke: a sheep do? buddy seat bus to school, because the road long, bored, when sitting next to a 35-year-old man with him in a word, the man mouth on to sentence: , and it does not extremely surprised, quite calm reply: ......the sentence: hope that more comments !!!!!!!!
Reserved do it, you mature
1, the encounter did not want to answer , direct eye contact , smile, silence.
2, walk upright, bad mood, not with people greeting , nod and smile, straight through .
3, please remember that the definition of friends is : Do you mix well, he psyche happy for you ; you mix well , and he sincerely worry for you .
4, make their own decisions . Then ready to bear the consequences. From the outset to remind ourselves that there were no regrets medicine to take , and I always have a plan B.
5, their fair share of things , and strive to a hundred points.
6, to accept their own but is a
7, If you love something, set it free, if it comes back to you, it is yours, if it doesn't it never was.
8, do not try to give yourself any excuse , no errors before People want to hear those excuses .
9, do not arbitrarily throw a tantrum, who does not owe you.
10, do not lie , because there was debunked the day.
11, do not underestimate anyone.
12, you do not have so many viewers , do not be so tired.
13, things can not forget the past , but it must be put down .
14, others say in his head , and his own , then in my heart.
15, there is a class society , a lot of things are not fair. Do not complain, because there is no use.
16, you will never be as important as your own imagination .
17, money can solve all the problems the issue is not called .
18, you say Whenever you say
19, never judge by appearances. Slowly but think quickly .
20, find time for yourself .
21, do not own things , that is, not like it does not work, to know how to give up.
22, do not think that life owes you, in fact, I did try hard enough .
23, to move forward , and then to move forward , more effort , the wish will come true.
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2, walk upright, bad mood, not with people greeting , nod and smile, straight through .
3, please remember that the definition of friends is : Do you mix well, he psyche happy for you ; you mix well , and he sincerely worry for you .
4, make their own decisions . Then ready to bear the consequences. From the outset to remind ourselves that there were no regrets medicine to take , and I always have a plan B.
5, their fair share of things , and strive to a hundred points.
6, to accept their own but is a
7, If you love something, set it free, if it comes back to you, it is yours, if it doesn't it never was.
8, do not try to give yourself any excuse , no errors before People want to hear those excuses .
9, do not arbitrarily throw a tantrum, who does not owe you.
10, do not lie , because there was debunked the day.
11, do not underestimate anyone.
12, you do not have so many viewers , do not be so tired.
13, things can not forget the past , but it must be put down .
14, others say in his head , and his own , then in my heart.
15, there is a class society , a lot of things are not fair. Do not complain, because there is no use.
16, you will never be as important as your own imagination .
17, money can solve all the problems the issue is not called .
18, you say Whenever you say
19, never judge by appearances. Slowly but think quickly .
20, find time for yourself .
21, do not own things , that is, not like it does not work, to know how to give up.
22, do not think that life owes you, in fact, I did try hard enough .
23, to move forward , and then to move forward , more effort , the wish will come true.
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